Cats

Students were challenged to debate their classmates using sonnets, inspired by Shakespeare's rhyme scheme. Who do you think won?

By: Anonymous

Cool and collected, cute as a button,

Destressors with eyes as bright as the sun,

Adorable fat cats are big, chunky gluttons,

Don’t overfeed them or they’ll weigh a ton

Different patterns and different stripes,

Cats come in all shapes and sizes alike,

Any kitten or cat could be your type,

But be well aware of when they could strike

Out a paw at the red dot on the floor,

Or pouncing on the toy mouse on the string,

Being friends with a cat opens new doors,

Their companionship is never a fling

All cat videos are funny to watch,

Cat compilations are always topnotch